We begin with a shot of Tao, Xiumin, Lay, and Chen walking into a room and greeting the rest of EXO. YAY YAY YAY MORE XIUMIN AND FINALLY CHEN...! I guess EXO-M was separated from EXO-K for a long time...wait, did EXO-M still exist then? We get some nice shots of them greeting, smiling, hugging, and being all cutesy, with some nice EXO background music (Lucky). A few months ago, I wouldn't have known most of these guys from Adam. However, after hours of
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| "Get off my foot, Chen. Holy crap, that hurts." |
Apparently, EXO is there for a photoshoot, so they disperse to get their hair and makeup done. They grin at each other like they're on happy pills or sharing some massive joke.
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| "I just love you so much, Kai. Much more than Chanyeol. Seriously." |
There's a montage of Tao and Xiumin doing a photoshoot together and being all funny and silly and cutesy and I'm so happy that I finally get to see them ~ ~ <3 <3
Kai and Suho look on and laugh at them.
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| "xiumin ur 26 pls stop" |
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| "Wait till they see how they get photoshopped..." |
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| "PHOTOSHOOTS ARE FUNNY, HA HA." |
Kai and Suho do their photoshoot next. Chen, meanwhile, is handing out food to the crew, and being all smiley and sweet. I would accuse him of faking to look good, but he did something similar on EXO Showtime. Even though poor Kai has nasty hair again that makes him look like a 30 year old creepy uncle (though it's nowhere near as bad as it was in Call Me Baby--blegh), Suho looks quite good. ;) Apparently, Chanyeol and D.O. share my sentiment, because they notice with relief that Suho looks good (though they actually mean that he looks well enough to start dancing again).
Sehun: *longingly* Look at Kai tho! He's so masculine.
Chanyeol: Duh, you idiot. He's not a girl.
Sehun: *thoroughly chewed out* Uh, yeah.
Lay: *plays guitar*
Baekhyun: *sings*
Fangirls: *scream and die*
Lay: Hey Baekhyun, you think Chanyeol seemed a little stressed about song writing lately? (LAY IS TALKING OMO!)
Baekhyun: "Art is agony. You know that." [lol]
Lay: *nods*
Yeah, I think Lay does know. After all, he was able to make Mr. Happy-About-Everything Chanyeol (Real Chanyeol) feel depressed.
Chen: *entering* I have coffee! Who wants some! (CHENNNN)
Chen: *gives coffee to Xiumin*
Xiumin: "Wow, Fairy Chen Mother!" [LOLOL]
Baekhyun: What's a Fairy Chen Mother?
Lay: Chen takes care of us like a fairy godmother, so we call him that. (Awww.)
I wouldn't mind having a Fairy Chen Mother--provided he could do the same things as a fairy godmother. Sure, he'd be nice to look at, but I'd rather have someone with actual magic powers.
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| "At least he tries; this coffee is seriously crap." |
I'm finding Lay's part in this kind of surreal, because he almost never talks or does anything in EXO Showtime (or at least they cut out his parts). At least he seems to be pretty good at playing himself; he's not nearly as wooden as I thought he'd be. And I hear through the KissAsian grapevine that he's been in a few C-dramas and is pretty good.
Baekhyun: Guess what. We have a secret member. It's Incheon Gal.
Xiumin: Oh yeah, your house cleaner, right?
Tao: *looking very excited* Is she pretty? [LOL TAO]
Baekhyun: I dunno. But she cleans the house well. [??] wut, baekhyun?? u don't have an opinion on whether she's pretty or not? Maybe he *does* only have eyes for Taeyeon...
Tao: I hear she's good at killing cockroaches. [LOLOLOL]
(On a mostly unrelated note, Tao's Korean accent seems to have improved
since EXO Showtime days. I'm happy for him. Also, the poor hair girl keeps trying to fix Baekhyun's hair, but he keeps turning and moving and wriggling.)
Tao: (to Chanyeol) I want to meet her. Call her and make her come here.
Well well, someone's assertive. And interestingly enough, for all his girly-ness and sensitivity (seriously. he is such a little girl), Tao seems like he'd actually do that in real life.
Chanyeol: Why would I do that?
Baekhyun: u chicken man? "Does your heart race or something?"
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| Why did they give Baekhyun hot pink lipstick again?? |
Chanyeol: *freaking* (he does a surprisingly good job, lol) Why would I be nervous?
Chen, Baekhyun, Xiumin, Tao, and Lay: Let us see. Let us see. Let us see.
Chanyeol: Okay, okay! Chill. *calls Yeonhee*
Yeonhee: *enters the photoshoot room and is almost instantly blinded by
the hotness of Tao, Xiumin, Chen, and Lay*
All of them: *greet her and compliment her appearance*
Chen: *is sadly a wooden actor*
Tao: *stares with empty eyes*
(seriously, Tao's lights are on, but no one is home)
The four of them leave, so Yeonhee is free to check out Chanyeol as he does his photoshoot. Kai comes up to her and circles around her like she's a UFO or an alien artifact that just fell out of the sky. He brings her just outside the room, where it's more quiet. As they sit down, Chanyeol (who can see them through the open door) agonizes about what they could POSSIBLY be doing (they're just talking, bro. It's not like Kai's gonna jump her bones right there in the hallway). Chanyeol starts messing up the photoshoot by squirming and looking away from the camera. His irises look like little chocolate balls (I'm craving chocolate, shoot me).
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| "I'm going to kill you and wear your skin." |
Kai breaks out the charm and asks Yeonhee why she's there. She explains she came to give a folder to Chanyeol (lol, way to cover your back, dude), who is becoming more agitated by the second. They're obviously discussing their plans to sew the EXO members (sans Kai) butt to mouth for the Korean version of Human Centipede. C'mon, it's a strategic move. Get EXO member(s) in a movie or show, and people are bound to watch it no matter the quality *cough* Scarlet Heart Ryeo *cough*
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| Just look at them, conspiring. |
Kai leaves to do the group photoshoot, but he tells her to stay where she is. D.O. greets her, is adorable, and takes the folder from her to give to Chanyeol. A staff member closes the doors, leaving her in the hallway alone. We get a nice shot of their group photo (was this an actual photoshoot?) and then the scene switches to House EXO, where Chanyeol moodily climbs into bed (fully clothed though, sorry) and wangsts about the fact that Yeonhee
likes Kai instead of him. Hey, instead of wangsting, he could go throw darts at one of those giant Kai posters. Just an idea.
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| "You are SO dead, Kai." |
He dreams that he's a kid again, and his grandpa is berating him for losing "it...not once, but twice." What, his virginity? (I'm so sorry). Chanyeol explains that he broke it (the necklace, of course), but Grandpa is very cryptic, telling him only that it's "close by." Maybe it's a bad translation. So it's in the house? Didn't we already establish that in what, Episode 2?
Later, Chanyeol moodily makes coffee and watches Kai and Yeonhee wiping dishes. (Totally unrelated, but there's an awesome balloon animal statue on the shelf behind Chanyeol.)
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| "How can I kill him and make it look like an accident?" |
Kai: Don't be so polite.
Yeonhee: Okay. *smashes a plate over his head* (Unfortunately, she doesn't actually do this).
Kai: If you're too polite, we can't be friends.
Kai is even more charming than before, perhaps even a bit flirty. He's playing on Chanyeol's jealousy and insecurity, and enjoying every second of it. Chanyeol wonders "Did he learn the art of seduction?" [lol] I doubt very highly that Kai needs to be seductive in the slightest; I'm sure every EXO member has an army of fangirls that would do anything for them, no seduction required.
Kai decides to screw with Chanyeol even more. He takes Yeonhee to the fridge (she muses about how good he looks, even in front of the fridge) [?], pulls out some hand cream, and gives it to her. Chanyeol, meanwhile, is acting like they're going to do it inside the fridge if he doesn't intervene. Kai explains that she'll need the hand cream, because the Fab Four keep her busy doing housework. As he says this, he throws several glances over his shoulder at Chanyeol, who is smoldering with rage. And there the episode ends.
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